Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI In Jupiter. Is He Back?

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WPTVGolfer Tiger Woods was arrested on charges of driving under the influence early Monday morning in Jupiter.

Woods, a Jupiter Island resident, was taken into custody at 3 a.m. on Military Trail South of Indian Creek Parkway.

Palm Beach County Jail records indicate Woods was released from custody at 10:50 a.m.

I’ll be honest… I don’t know if this is good or bad. I don’t mean DUIs; DUIs are obviously bad. If you drive drunk you are a danger to society and to yourself and therefore DUIs are bad. But what I don’t know is if in this particular case it is good or bad that Bad Boy Tiger is back. Good Boy Tiger did nothing for us. Complete wet blanket out there. No majors for 9 years? Come on dude. You don’t need to be prancing around pretending to have great family values and flying to Switzerland in skeleton face masks to fake support Lindsey Vonn. You need to be the bad boy of golf. You need to be kicking ass, taking names, and fucking every minimum wage waitress that dares move a muscle in your presence. Is DUI Tiger Bad Boy Tiger? I don’t know, but if it is then we my friends are BACK.

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PS — We tried to reverse curse Tiger back into the spotlight on last week’s Fore Play. Guess it kind of worked?