An Asian Virgin Dude Paid A Girl For His First Kiss And We Should All Appreciate His Zestful Enthusiasm For Making Out

Up front I have to say I’m pretty glad to use the phrase “zestful enthusiasm” in the headline, has to be a Barstool first. But also you’ve got to give it up to this dude for getting his money worth. I’d really like to know more of the context where he supposedly paid $5,000 to kiss the girl — then again the only context needed may be “this video took place somewhere in Asia” — but if you’re going to pay that much to kiss a pretty chick and you’re a virgin, no reason not to go for the gusto. I would have hoped she’d be a little less of a dead fish with the making out given the money he put up for the experience and the fact that she actually resembles one of those realistic sex dolls but if he’s happy, I’m happy. He may need to learn about the relative cost of buying a prostitute versus paying some pretty chick you like for a minute of kissing but you gotta start somewhere.

And it’s hard to deny that he was one satisfied customer:

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Big party weekend coming up so if you find yourself making out with a chick, think of Jian Yang here and really embrace the moment.