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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Walked Into A High School Girl's Locker Room Completely Naked, Said Nothing, Then Walked Out?





SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — South San Francisco Police Monday released a sketch of a man accused of exposing himself to a group of teenaged girls in a high school locker room. The man was naked when he reportedly walked into a locker room at South San Francisco High School on the evening of Jan. 13, when some cheerleaders were changing their clothes. Police say the man entered through an unlocked door, made eye contact with the girls, and then left without saying anything. The man was described as being in his 40s or 50s, 5-foot 5-inches, with an average build and a pot belly.




Yes, actually it does. It looks exactly like the type of guy who would walk into a high school cheerleader’s locker room completely naked, say nothing, and walk out. Short, bald, fat, probably divorced and paying for his wife and kids and her new boyfriend to live in his old house and fuck in his old bed. Lives with an adult roommate because he’s so broke and has to take the bus to work because he can’t afford gas. Eats Chef Boyardee and hasn’t seen the inside of a gym in a decade. Last time he smiled was Spring 2010. Has a boss he hates, an ex wife he wants to murder and kids he never gets to see. That’s what that looks like to me, and if you put it all together was what he did all that bad? Look don’t touch. Done. Didn’t touch a thing. Just walked in and walked out with only one small stare that will haunt these girls for the rest of their life. Give the guy a break, he didn’t kill anyone.




Having a police sketch note your pot belly is brutal.