Eric Thames' Trick For Picking Up Chicks At Parties Was Being Able To Braid Their Hair

If you hate on Eric Thames, then fuck you. Straight up. No wonder why dudes are so jealous of this guy — he’s mashing homers, he’s jacked as fuck, he’s tatted up, he’s got a diesel ass beard, he pounds beers, he’s incredibly charming, and he’s stealing your women at parties because he’s braiding their hair while you’re sitting off in a corner somewhere checking your fantasy team. The man is simply a winner in everything that he does. His swing is smooth, his lines are smooth, his moves at parties are smooth, and his bald head is smooth. It’s no wonder why he’s cracking homers left and right. Look good, feel good, play good. That’s how Eric Thames does shit around here.