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This Kid Who Opted To Piss His Pants On The School Bus Must Have Forgotten Cell Phones Exist Or Something

Quality reaction by the guy filming, definitely one that won’t lead to traumatic memories for ol Pissy Pants here for decades to come. But really I feel bad for this kid and him not being allowed to pee and how this one unfortunate life choice is going to stick with him forever. In previous generations even if this wasn’t filmed, you would get stuck with the rep of Pee Boy Pee Boy forever, pretty much the only chance to get out from underneath it would be for your family to move out of town. And even then, the Legend of Pee Boy would last at your old school forever. Even if it happened in 3rd grade, I guarantee they’re all sitting around before high school graduation having a nostalgia session like Saved by the Bell and pee boy who couldn’t hold his bladder is coming up in a “Do you remember that?? That was NUTS” situation.

But in another way, you’ve got to respect the disgusting fearlessness of this kid. You’ve got to know you’re gonna get filmed and Snapchatted so you’re getting both gossiped about and possibly going viral. But a man’s gotta go when he’s gotta go. Kind of an alpha male move to piss on the bus when you think about it, especially given that the teachers said no and he went right back at em with some piss right in their faces. And by the laws of the animal kingdom, that bus legally belongs to him now. Congrats on your new vehicle acquisition and dominance over others, kid. I hope the smell of asparagus comes out of the seat.

Either way, look at the bright sides kid. Now you’re an official member of the Piss Boyz and while you’re no Big Cat you did better than the last guy in sunglasses trying to piss himself on camera:

Not bad company to be in tbh.