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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

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WashingtonA MARRIED teacher who sent naked videos of herself performing a sex act to pupils before raping one of them is facing jail.

Award-winning Tonie Reiboldt, 43, also sent nude photos of herself in a bid to lure at least four boys into bed.

And she used her son’s Snapchat account to get contact details for one of the boys, who was friends with her son, said court files.

All the students were under 16 and PE instructor Reiboldt also asked them to send her sexually-explicit pictures.

One said the blonde tried to meet up with him for sex but he refused.

Another said he made an excuse not to meet up with Reiboldt as she waited at a park near his home, documents said.

Reiboldt resigned from Horse Heaven Hills Middle School in the city of Kennewick, Washington … She later faced a rape charge after one of the students told cops and prosecutors in a follow-up interview in January that they’d had sex. …

Reiboldt, named Coach of the Year for gymnastics at another school in 2004

What can you do about a Tonie Reiboldt except feel for her? She is to Sex Scandal Teachers what Tim Tebow was to the NFL. Just someone who believed in herself, worked hard, got her shot, but then couldn’t cut it. And all she wanted was another chance but she can’t get it. I’m not saying it’s not fair. Her son’s friends and those gym students of hers are the General Manager’s of their own sex lives. They’ve got to make their personnel decisions in the best interests of their penises, not based on who shows the most heart or who you’re rooting for. There are better SSTs out there and they’re going to get the available spots. It’s the sad reality of the business.

The good news is that maybe she can get some in prison from the guards, the social worker or the administrators. Kind of in that way that Tebow ended up in baseball. Dreams die hard for people like him and Tonie Reiboldt, and that is not always a bad thing.

The Grades:
Looks: Tonie is that classic tweener. The 5th or 6th best looking one in your office that gets overlooked until she sluts it up at the Holiday party. The girl at the bar you won’t really notice until she starts talking to you and you just know she’ll be sending you boob shots within days. The crazy eyes and absolute lack of a filter adds points to what would otherwise be a pretty average total.
Grade: B-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: This is so tough. Because again, I admire the all-out hustle. Just Snapchatting porns to her son’s buddy and like the entire left half of her Dodgeball game. But being rejected by one kid is unheard of. By two? Inexcusable. Especially when you’ve put yourself out there so much. There are only two explanations. Either her lady parts on that video look like an absolute crime scene, or that one kid she boned gave a review and the sex was worst thing since Pixels. Regardless, she’s batting .250. Which will cost her.
Grade: C-

Intangibles: What can you say about an award winning PE teacher? There was a time very, very long ago where believe it or not, Woody Allen made comedies. And wrote lines like “Those who cannot do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym.”
Grade: A

Overall: C.

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