Kyle Schwarber Hit A 470-Foot Bomb Off Johnny Cueto Last Night

Kyle Schwarber has been scuffling out of the gate so far this year, hitting just .186 with a .667 OPS, but it appears as though he’s taken out all of his frustrations on this one single pitch. The official measurement has this cock rocket traveling roughly 470 feet, which ties his former Cubs teammate Jorge Soler for the second longest home run hit in the majors this year. Chad Pinder, whoever the fuck that is, has the longest home run this season at 483 feet.

Love Schwarber’s reaction here too, like, “Whoops, did I break it? 470 feet, is that good?”