Fantastic Dog Cameo On A Russian News Show Reveals That The Anchor Is A Bad Person

NDTV- A clip of a news broadcast in Russia has gone viral for the cutest reason. The news reader was presenting a report about a demolition in Moscow when a loud bark from under the desk startled her. The shocked anchor turned around to find an excited black labrador dying to get her attention and perhaps some air time as well. The anchor tried to continue reading the report but the dog had other plans. The happy intruder snuck out and jumped on the news desk for his 15 seconds of fame.

The cooperative anchor even gave the eager pooch a pat on the head before confessing on air that this was why she was a cat person.

Alright I don’t know why, but I have to say that when this anchor gasped, it turned me on. It’s the reaction you dream of when you get naked in front of a girl for the first time. Pretty much only happens in porn but a guy can dream. Why is she so surprised by his jump though? Haven’t she ever seen happiness before? Apparently not, since she’s a cat person. Anyway, I was super into her until she tried to pat him. What was that pat? Worst pat I’ve ever seen.

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Limp wrist, no idea where to place the hand. Give the guy a scratch you heartless she-devil! He’s broadcasting the damn news! Makes Airbud look like a dumb jock. Anyway, we know a couple things about her. First, she hates dogs, which means my DM pic would be useless:

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Second, she’s Russian and a “cat person.” In other words, the coldest bitch on earth. I need warmth and attention. Like a dog. Unless she can change her heartless ways, it’s over between me and yellow dress.