Trump Liked His Western Wall Pic So Much He Made It His Cover Photo

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Well here we’ve got one of the biggest wall guys out there and one of the holiest walls in human history. You bet your ass that pic’s going up as the cover photo. Why else would Trump visit the wall? To pray? To drop off a note? Bro, Trump doesn’t pray. He doesn’t leave notes for walls. He builds walls. When you’re born a billionaire you don’t pray. Ever. What could he possibly need to pray for? He’s got money. He’s got chicks. He’s got power. He’s got fame. He’s got luscious, flowing hair. He’s got a decent golf swing. You go to that wall for one reason and one reason only and that’s for that cover photo. If you gotta drop a note in the wall to get the pic then sure. Here’s your note Netanyahu, now please grab this camera and take my picture.

Trump’s such a wall guy, I expect this pic to be the cover until the Trump Wall pics roll in. Him cutting like a giant ribbon at the unveiling of the border wall will be an instant classic.