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A High School Kid Trying To Bully Another Kid Into A Fight Got Body Slammed Right Into The Concussion Protocol

The moment that the kid dressed like he’s in an after school special where his parents don’t pay attention to him at home realized that bullying life was not for him:

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But never has a declaration in one of these fight videos been as accurate as that “out fucking cold bitch” being doled out. That is, in fact, a teen who is out fucking cold and it is hard to dispute that given that he got concussed into a fencing response so bad that he looks like this meme:


And it seems like it couldn’t have happened to a nicer kid. He thought he was such hot shit when the other dude wouldn’t engage him, when he squared up on him and threw that first shot he definitely seemed as cocky as could be. But he thought the kid was avoiding him out of fear and he was right…the kid was avoiding him out of fear out of what he had inside of him. That suplex wasn’t all physical, that was the result of all the darkness coming out of his brain in one beautiful explosion. You free that beast, you’ve got no one to blame besides yourself. That kid in the shorts who has probably called a lot of dudes “Uncle” when his mom brought them over as a house guest learned that lesson in the most unpleasant way possible.