Kim Jong Un High-Fiving And Fist-Pumping After Latest Missile Test, Which North Korea Claims Can Fly A Nuke To The U.S.


Surprise, surprise, North Korea’s back at it again with another missile test. This time the claim is that this thing can fly a nuke to the U.S.. Everybody’s favorite state-run news outlet, the KCNA, said:

“The test-fire aimed at verifying the tactical and technological specifications of the newly developed ballistic rocket capable of carrying a large-size heavy nuclear warhead.”

“If the U.S. awkwardly attempts to provoke the DPRK, it will not escape from the biggest disaster in the history, Kim said, strongly warning the U.S. should not to disregard or misjudge the reality that its mainland and Pacific operation region are in the DPRK’s sighting range for strike and that it has all powerful means for retaliatory strike.”

That’s all good and great. Whatever North Korea. You guys can’t fly a paper airplane but you’re now flying nukes to mainland United States for “the biggest disaster in history.” Sure.

What I really care about here is the celly. KJU’s celly photos are fantastic.



Just fist-pumping and high-fiving slash holding hands with the boys. Classic.

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One of these days North Korea is going to decide to seriously fuck some shit up. I mean look at these dudes’ faces and tell me they’re not. But until then we’ll be here, from a distance, soaking up everything they do… and this is one of those moments. Such joy on these guys’ faces after firing off some nuke-carrying ballistic missiles.

When the whole squad’s sendin’ nukes >>>>>>>>>


PS — Strong statement from Spicer. “The President cannot imagine that Russia is pleased.”