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Opera Singer Suing After Hospital Botched A Routine Surgery And Left Her Unable To Sing Without Farting Out Of Her Vagina




(Source) An opera singer has claimed a military nurse carried out an unnecessary episiotomy on her during childbirth – leaving her with incontinence and flatulence so bad that she is unable to perform. Amy Herbst, 33, alleges in a lawsuit filed against the government on Monday that nurse-midwife Tiffany Williams carried out the procedure without her consent and subsequently damaged her digestive and reproductive systems – as well as her singing career. The lawsuit filed by Herbst and her husband, Staff Sgt. James Herbst, in Cincinnati federal court seeks $2.5 million for negligence, as well as pain and suffering, embarrassment and loss of income. ‘She is suffering through a very embarrassing and very significant injury, and frankly, the prognosis of a fully successful repair is pretty low,’ her attorney, Charles Allen, told Army Times on Wednesday. The damage also means that she now suffers pain during sex, according to the lawsuit. As a result, her husband is also suing the government for lack of consortium. An episiotomy, which involves cutting the tissue between the vagina and anus, is carried out to help deliver the baby and when the skin is at danger of tearing. But Mrs Herbst claims that Williams carried out the procedure at Blanchfield Army Community Hospital at Fort Campbell, Kentucky, in February 2012 without her consent.

After Herbst left the hospital, she ‘began to experience fecal urgency and incontinence, including periodic leaking of stool and excessive flatulence,’ according to the lawsuit. At a follow-up hospital visit, she met with a nurse and ‘complained she could feel gas coming out of her vagina and was also experiencing difficulty controlling bowel movements’, the suit says. A nurse told Herbst that the attempts to repair her incision had not worked. Mrs Herbst had suffered a ‘complete breakdown of the episiotomy and perineum and the external sphincter is disrupted and the vagina and rectum are basically connected without any perineal body,’ the lawsuit claims. A colorectal surgeon at Vanderbilt University Medical Center later told Herbst that she would need reconstructive surgery to repair the damage, but that it ‘would likely not eliminate the lack of control of flatus and [she] may require additional surgeries in the future’. She was also told that once the repair was performed, she will have to undergo a C-section in any future pregnancies. The lawsuit claims that Herbst, a mezzo-soprano, is now unable to work as a professional opera singer. She has performed with the Nashville Opera Company.’As a result of her incontinence and excessive flatulence, Herbst has been unable to work as a professional opera singer,’ it says.




Look Amy, there are two ways to look at everything in life. You’re either a glass half full or glass half empty type of person. Glass half empty, you had an episiotomy where they cut the tissue between your anus and your pussy, aka grundle surgery, and now you can’t sing opera without farting. OR you can be a glass half full type of person and realize the doctors just performed the first ever successful queef surgery and now you can queef on command. Now here’s where you’re saying to yourself, Hey Big Cat, what good is an auto-queefer? Ummm, how about millions of dollars in fetish porn and the ability to stand out as a wholly unique act in the extremely cluttered porn world? How does that sound Amy? Does that not mean anything to you? Because bottom line is this, you may have lost the ability to sing, but you gained the ability to control your queefs. You can now fart out of your vagina whenever you want. That’s not everyday stuff. Before you’re surgery you were a routine opera singer, now you’re a 1 in a million talent, a queef queen.  Don’t be ignorant. You have a gift, find a way to make it work. Figure it out.





How about the husband suing because they can’t have sex. Talk about jackpot city. You get money from the hospital for making your wife a queefer and now you get pussy on the side because your wife can’t stop queefing during sex. Win-Win if I’ve ever seen one.