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Texas Girl And Her Smokeshow Friend Arrested After Calling The Cops To Report A Drunk Driver (Spoiler: It Was Them Drunk Driving)

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FRIENDSWOODTwo women are facing charges after one of them called the police on herself on Thursday, Friendswood police said.

Police said Marissa Ann Sluss, 25, called them stating she was not safe to drive her vehicle. Sluss said her friend, Hannah Marie Webb, 20, who was in the vehicle with her, told her she was too intoxicated to drive.

Officers said they found the women stopped in the middle of the road on the 100 block of West Parkwood Avenue. Sluss was on her phone and smelled of alcohol, investigators said.

She told the officer she called police because Webb was not “complying,” police said.

Both were arrested after Sluss failed sobriety tests and Webb was also found to be intoxicated, investigators said.

Sluss is charged with driving while intoxicated and Webb is charged with public intoxication.

First things first, Hannah Marie – sup?

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Hannah Marie – 10 in the looks department, 0 in the picking friends one.

Seriously what’s up with her girl Marissa Ann?    I mean to be clear, huge props for recognizing you’re too drunk to drive and stopping.  Just saying I’m taking a handful of those props away for calling the police on yourself and getting you and your friend arrested.

Other options here ranked in order of best to worst:

1) Call a friend to pick you up.

2) Walk.

3) [If distance is too far for #2:] Call a cab.

4) Call a cool relative to pick you up.

5) Call a parent to pick you up.

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125,672) Call the police on yourself.