Qantas CEO Alan Joyce Gets A Lemon Meringue Pie Smashed In His Face During Speech

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Incredible clip.  Absolutely incredible.  Everything about it.  This CEO who recorded a $1.5 billion profit for his airline last year giving a speech in a full suit at a very important business breakfast getting straight up murked by a pie.  Didn’t even see it coming.  Literally the most casual pie face smashing of all time.  This dude was calm, cool, collected.  Just patiently waiting for the right time then strolling across the stage, delivering a freshly baked soft, creamy lemon meringue pie to the grill piece, then sauntering off all in one smooth motion.

Not phased in the slightest.  All business.

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He was there to fuck up somebody’s face with a pie and that’s it.   Mission accomplished.  Fuck your airline!