Justin Bieber Is A Huge Douchebag But God Dammit I Respect His Text Game

(Source) In a bombshell exclusive, RadarOnline.com has obtained X-rated nude photos that a source claims a randy Bieber sent to on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez last week in the midst of a bitter texting fight where she called him “a drug addict” who needs to “go to rehab!”The messages, which RadarOnline.com has verified are real, were forwarded by a cellphone registered to Gomez’s stepfather, Brian Teefey, to one of her friends.



I’m pretty sure the blacked out pictures are his cock








Everyone knows that I despise Justin Bieber. It’s well documented that Feitelberg and Pres love him and I hope he gets hit by a bus. Some people like beer, some people like wine, and some people like douchebag teeny bopping twinkies that think they’re god’s gift to earth.


Now with all that said, I have to admit, this is A+ texting. Girl wants to break up with you? Says you’re old news? Send her a picture of your dick and let her know what she’s missing out on. Everyone knows dick pics make chicks horny. It’s science. They can’t help themselves.  They see a dick and they immediately want to fuck. And in the super rare case where that doesn’t do the trick you just tell her you can’t hear her over all of your cash and that you made her famous. Because if I know one thing I know this. Girls don’t like flowers and apologies and make up sex, they like having their vagina referred to as “talentless” and told that they are worthless. That’s how you win someone back 100 times out of 100 times. For once in my life I will take Biebers side, still want him to get hit by a bus though.




How about Selena Gomez telling Bieber to go to rehab. Talk about the ultimate wet blanket girlfriend. Literally nothing worse.




Double PS


Please don’t tell Taffer about this, I am legitimately afraid he might hurt me.