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Mets Therapy Session Number 2 – Matt Harvey, Hot Bats, Mounting Injuries, And A Giant Black Dildo!

After a weekend that included more injuries to the starters, a team suspension of one of the supposed Four Horsemen of Flushing, and a giant black dildo, DiClembe Mutombo and I decided to get in the studio and air out our grievances in the latest Mets therapy session.

As I said in our last therapy session, this team is not in cuncel territory. Too many games left in the season and our pitching has actually been the culprit so far. But I think I am #done with Matt Harvey. You can act like an asshole for only so long before I finally snap. If you are competing for Cy Youngs, its one thing. But when you are struggling after coming back from an injury, its quite another. Yeah I know Matt Harvey will probably one day go to the Yankees and throw a no-hitter like Doc Gooden. But sooner or later enough is enough. I’ll ride or die with the Dildo Boyz, but Matt Harvey is damn near #done in my book.