Tom Brady Cut Down A Forest Of Flowers And Gave It To Gisele

Live look at every guy who was planning to get his wife flowers on Mother’s Day

Tom, I love you buddy, but this is some bullshit right here. You make it difficult for us to measure up daily, but that’s just through your god-given good looks and charm so I can’t really get mad about it. However, you can’t also come from the top rope with these outrageously thoughtful and beautiful flowers. Where do you even get these from? Were they flown in from an exotic land? Did you go to a forest and cut them down yourself? These things are RIDICULOUSLY large.

If you’re buying your wife a vase of flowers that have their own ecosystem then you need to relax because it makes the rest of us look really, really bad. Get a bouquet at the gas station on the way home (or bouqs.com with the promo code KFC!) and a shitty card like everyone else. Stop being so damn thoughtful and perfect.