Guy Can Only Get Sexually Aroused When Thinking Of The Home Team Walking Off In The Bottom Of The Ninth On A Steal Of Home Plate With Two Strikes On The Batter
FINALLY! Someone who fucking GETS me, man. Reddit user u/bbahelicopter posted this picture of what I’m assuming is a sex/dating advice column in the Toronto Star, and I was honestly starting to think that I was the only person on earth who had this condition. It’s comforting to know that I am not alone, but where we differ is that A.) I’m not looking for help, and B.) for me, it’s not walk-off steals of home plate, it’s walk-off suicide squeezes. If I can picture the perfect suicide squeeze while I’m having sex, then that girl’s stomach is going to look like she was standing in front of an out of control yogurt machine.