A Couple Of Parents Coaching Their Daughter In Some White Trash Fight In The Woods Is A Real Touching Moment

Now sure, this may seem trashy. But imagine the same video with the music from a sappy moment on Full House:

See? Isn’t it much sweeter? At the core of it all, any kid only wants their parent to have a genuine interest in them, offer a little guidance, just be there ya know? And this girl has that in spades. Sure the dad may be a little too Little League parent with his approach and over coaching, even getting chided by one of the other girls there, but I’ll never begrudge a man taking an interest in his children. He’s here to root for his daughter — along with his wife rooting against another set of parents with their daughter? Is this like “shitty white trash kid” dog fights? — and he raised the winner here. The system works (for trashbag fights in dirt, not necessarily for future employment prospects of success in life).

Also “she’s still talking, running that fucking cocksucker like she does best” and “don’t stop, give her one in the face and fuck her up for prom” is some real fire trashtalk from the mom on the sidelines. These parents may have raised a violent girl who wouldn’t know class in any possible definition of the word but goddamn if they’re not doing it with flair. Get these two to corner her in a lady fight at the Rough N Rowdy and watch the buy rate go sky high, they’ll know how to sell a pay-per-view.