Living In Pyongyang, North Korea Seems Like It Would Be Actually Bad

Creepy. That’s some creepy ass music to wake up to every day. I mean, come on Kim Jung Un. I havent even had my first cup of cold brew and you’re gonna hit me with the loud speaker music? What are you some kinda mad dictator?

When you’re living in Pyongyang, North Korea I feel like you can get used to the huge military parades, the forced weeping, and the fake cities that people have known were fake for years, but the loud music? No thank you.

That being said, I’m a huge credit where it’s due kinda guy. Their parades look like fun! People marching with the wildest of goose steps, huge bombs floating by, colorful flower arrangements. The works. It really puts the Rose Bowl Parade to shame.

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Living close to all that action in Pyongyang would be nice during ParadeSZN but for the rest of the year, that music would be a nightmare. Pyongyang is also a good distance from all of their forced labor/concentration camps so that’s obviously a huge plus.