Psychic Proves He's Superhuman By Stabbing Himself In The Chest... Oops, He's Not Superhuman, He's Dead

(Source) — A psychic fatally stabbed himself in the heart while trying to prove his immortality. Clairvoyant Theprit Palee, 25, was performing a folk ritual to honour ancestral spirits when he tried to impress spectators by pressing a sword against his chest in a bid to appear superhuman. But tragedy struck when he accidentally plunged the blade into himself after it failed to snap. Horrified onlookers watched on as crowds of rescuers attempted to revive the spirit but he later died at hospital.

I’ve got nothing but respect for Clairvoyant Theprit Palee or anyone else with this kind of self-confidence. Sure, sometimes they’re insufferable but they’re always entertaining. If you can believe it then you can achieve it, right? You can be anything you want in this world, right?

Well, Theprit wanted to be superhuman. He (she? Forgive me, I’m not sure if Theprit is a boy’s name or a girl’s name) wanted the world to know that he’s immortal and, much like George Constanza, he was willing to go to the ends of the earth in order to prove this to be true.

Most of us would pussy out with a game of chicken between a sword and our very obviously not superhuman skin, but not Theprit. He was hellbent on willing his soft tissue to turn to steel. That’s a dedication and confidence that’s unbeknownst to me and if Theprit had survived the sword fight with himself then he’d be a man to be reckoned with in this life.