Space Suits Aren't Suitable For Semen, Scientists Sadly Say
Officially, NASA denies any such thing and there are no official, confirmed, yes-they-definitely-got-it-on reports about anyone doing it in space. (The idea of space sex is so good, though, that it has inspired at least one hoax. Pierre Kohler, the author of The Last Mission, claimed that NASA had commissioned a study on sexual positions in space back in 2003, complete with special two-person sleeping bags to make getting together a bit easier in low-gravity situations. The claim was debunked, but that hasn’t stopped people from continuing to be fascinated with the idea of getting it on in orbit.)
But as we get closer to making the dream of sending astronauts on the very long trip to Mars a reality, it’s understandable that people are wondering if a little space love (whether of the personal kind or via a duo) has ever happened or is even that likely.
Buddy,,, you want people to go to Space or not? Seems like NASA is shooting itself in the foot here. Why on Earth would you want to leave Earth if you can’t have a sex in space? People don’t even know what effects space has on the modern vagina. Does it swell? Does it keep its natural self-lubricating properties? Does the penis shrink? Dear lord, that’d be an issue. Right, fellas? Keep me off of Mars if it means lil Chappy is taking one on the chin.
I mean, I love a good ole asteroid as much as anyone else, but I’m not willing to sacrifice my sex life in order to run around space with a cumbersome space suit on.
Seems like NASA would be encouraging sex in space. After all, aren’t they supposed to be curious about everything? My good pal Robbie went nearly a month without getting the poison out but then he described a situation in which he cummed the dogshit outta his britches. Woke up in an utter mess! Talkin bout wet dreams, folks. I’d have to think that NASA wants controlled cum. You can’t just nut any ole place you want inside a space station. That’s obvious. Imagine it.
Not good!
We need to figure this out and soon. Houston, we have a problem, indeed!
BONUS JOKE!
You’ve been in space 6 months and this planet gives you this look. What do you do?
