This Chick Trying To Get An Old Photo Of Her Mom From Freaknik In 1997 Deleted On Twitter Is The Definite Downside Of Social Media

Here’s the link to the absurdly NSFW not blurred tweet. And there is a family resemblance…in the face at least, jury’s still out on if there is one in the taint:

It’s hard to tell if this girl is being legit or just tweeting it out for some “look at me” attention but the reality is there is a VERY likelihood of this happening on a social media platform daily, whether the person tweets it and it goes viral or not. Even ignoring decades of porn on video and whatever, things like Freaknik or crazy Daytona spring breaks have been around long enough with digital cameras now where things are bound to come out. Hell Girls Gone Wild was first created in 1997, you’re telling me in 20 years there isn’t some kid who stumbled upon an old edition of Best Breasts Ever and seen his mom drunkenly flashing her tits or diddling herself for beads (possibly before Joe Francis drugged and molested them)? And as we get more and more into the Internet Days, this can happen more and more often. Perhaps it’s not always a cop spreading open lady bits like his hands are a speculum, maybe it’s some viral video of a girl blowing a guy outside a bar on St Patrick’s Day or a drunk frat dude running diving naked into the snow or even the terabytes of Instagram photos of chicks bent over like their asshole is being scanned by an iPhone app…it’s going to be a minefield for people online from now through the rest of eternity.

These are the times where if you’re someone born pre-internet you have to be grateful. Sure you may have missed out on having Facebook wingman you through college or Tinder help you get laid before some chick married you but at least the likelihood of coming across someone counting the rings on your mom’s taint to guess her age is pretty slim. To come across your mom naked back in those days it wasn’t some accidental click on Twitter, it meant accidentally stumbling on some dusty box of video tapes like Indiana Jones and making a series of unlucky life choices. Life’s all about trade-offs and that’s at least one win for the pre-digital age.

And if you’re a younger Stoolie not familiar with Freaknik AKA black Spring Break in Atlanta (I think they stopped running a few years back), here’s a documentary explainer. TL;DR: it’s basically an old Juvenile music video but in real life: