I wonder if Tony’s assistant calls ahead to these places and explains the situation.
“Listen, my client got this free hat when he filmed a Pizza Hut commercial back in 2014 and he really likes it”
“Sorry, no hats in the dining area”
“I don’t think you understand me when I say he really likes it, I mean he never ever takes it off. So either you let him wear the hat or Jerry Jones sues you for a billion dollars”
Can a hat be more famous than the person that wears it? Because if Romo does poorly in the booth we may be getting close to that territory. Pharrell’s stupid happy hat better watch it’s ass, Romo’s free hat isn’t going anywhere.