That Asshole Ian Poulter Follows Up His 75 With A 71 And Will Likely Miss The Cut, Lose PGA Tour Status

LOL. I’m pretty dumb but does Ian’s tweet basically say he knows he sucks? Unclear. That was almost too easy if we’re being totally honest. I thought we were in for a stressful weekend of watching Ian Poulter and hoping he would fail. I was anticipating a real nail biter. Instead he just missed the cut and went out with a whimper. Sad. He didn’t even put up a fight. You would think a guy would give a better effort with so much on the line. Nope. Not Ian Poulter. I honestly hope he loses everything. I’m hoping for a Rickety Cricket situation for Poulter. I hope his 20 Ferraris get repaid. I hope his private plane gets towed off the runway. And yes, I know sponsorship exemptions are more than likely going to allow him to keep playing but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy this asshole losing his PGA Tour card. The guy has repeatedly tried to get people fired from their jobs. It’s a good day when a guy like that takes a major L.