Good Samaritan Tries To Help Old Lady Cross The Street, Backfires When He Pretty Much Kills Her

Annnnddddd THAT is why you never ever help someone other than yourself.   That might sound selfish, in fact it’s the very definition of selfish like, in the dictionary, but it is what it is.  Try to step up and do something nice, ends up backfiring in your face 99 times out of 100.  Try to help a sweet old woman cross the street, end up knocking her on her ass after a fall that there is absolutely no chance she ever gets up from.  I’m confident she’s still laying there as we speak.  Right there smack dab in the middle of the intersection with like crows picking at her hair and shit straight up mashing her Life Alert.  Brutal.  All because some nice guy showoff wanted to be a hero and hip checked her straight to the pavement.  Way to go asshole.