A Cheap Dude Tried To Shame A Date On Facebook And She Came With Receipts And Shit To Bury Him

Well there’s social media blowing up right in someone’s face in the most deserved way possible. Is it maybe a weird move to be stalking out subtweets from dudes who want to vent on Facebook after a date didn’t work out? Yeah I’d say so. But honestly this guy had it coming if what this chick’s saying is on the up and up. You’re hounding a chick for MONTHS trying to get her to go out, she finally caves, picks up your broke DUI-having ass who can’t even get an Uber, pays for herself, and you still bitch on Facebook after? With a completely fabricated situation at that since you basically took this chick to Red Lobster with a $30 tab. How much do you have to be the sad sack “woe is me” guy airing it out for the world to do all that shit? Any sort of dramatic post like this deserves to be crapped on but for the girl herself to come from the clouds with receipts and shit like she’s getting an audit is the sweetest way to air a loser guy out.

Also honestly if you’re a guy who makes a chick pay for anything on a first date, I simply do not respect you. If she’s one of those types who refuses to let you pay because she’s so feminist (great pick bro) or doesn’t want to owe a guy anything, then fine, you let her win. But even if she’s the fucking worst date in the world, you owe it to your reputation and one of the few gentlemanly things left in the world to buy the chick her drinks. When you’re a guy who doesn’t pay, new chicks fucking know that and smell it on you like a bomb sniffing dog. One $10 margarita gives you the moral higher ground to keep grinding out there falling way short of gentlemanliness in other ways. And you don’t get aired out by chicks on social media. Win win win just by not being a piece of shit. Don’t be Curtis.

(h/t MTONews)