Russia's Answer To Our Mother Of All Bombs? The "Father Of All Bombs," Of Course

CNN — Born in Russia in 2007, the “father of all bombs” may be holding a title surpassed by no other.

The Russian military says it’s the most powerful thermobaric bomb of its kind, four times more powerful than the American “mother of all bombs,” the largest non-nuclear bomb in the US arsenal and the largest non-nuclear bomb the United States has ever used in combat.

Based on the specifications the Russian military has released, analysts say Russia could be right.

Kind of an amateur move on our part to name this thing the “mother” of all bombs right? Like you’re just setting yourself up to be cucked there. Setting the stage for someone to come over the top. HAVE to lead with “father of all bombs” and force them into some weird ass name that doesn’t make sense. But when you go with mother, Putin’s one-upping you with father all day every day and that’s a guarantee. Alpha male type shit, just ask Loud Sean.

Can’t wait til North Korea comes out with some sort of Baby Daddy Of All Bombs and it just explodes before the plane gets airborne. What a can of worms we opened with this Mother Of All Bombs thing.