How Good Was Kate Upton's "Baby One More Time" Lip Sync Battle Performance? Decide For Yourself

Welp I think we can all agree that this was more smoke and mirrors than anything, right? I mean don’t get me wrong, if Kate Upton walked in my house and pulled that outfit with those moves out, I’d be a goddamn puddle of goo. That was definitely a sexy ass video. But like I blogged earlier in the week, putting on a school girl outfit and dancing to old school Britney Spears songs will make any girl outside of Lena Dunham a goddamn knockout. Kate did a good job hiding her midsection in this video. As someone that makes a living hiding his midsection from the light of day, I know all the tricks. Again, this video is still very sexy, but there are definite tricks being pulled here. Kate isn’t throwing in the upper 90s anymore but at least she knows it and is relying on throwing some junk (in this case junk is long ass leg and huuuuge boobs). That’ll still put numbers in the win column, but her days of competing for the Cy Young are likely over.

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Verdict: Kate Upton is NOT #back.

Also shout out to poor Ricky Martin having to follow that act. Usually a gay guy dancing to Footloose could generate enough electricity to power New York for a day. But I think even Ricky knew that following up anyone dancing to “Baby One More Time” was an auto L. Especially when Kate was stealing the show even during his performance.

(Of all the times for LL Cool J to not lick his lips. smdh)

P.S. I don’t think I can watch anymore Lip Sync Battle unless they keep unleashing these old school boner jams. Christy Teigen’s facial expressions are that annoying.