This Little Kid Sending His Teacher Flying With A Crossover Is An Instant Legend At That School

Crossed over so bad that the second she got up she was right back down on her ass, may have actually had her ankles broken:

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But I always love videos like these where there’s some giant pickup game and a teacher gets gobbled up by a student for a couple reasons: 1) It always reminds me of Saved by the Bell, some sort of classic educational environment where the students play the teachers and they have wacky misadventures that, in the end, teach them lessons about life and friendship and 2) I like to think about how the followup for this kid must be. He obviously becomes a hero at the school in the short term, but maybe his one moment of crossover glory gives him a big ego and he buys into his own hype, ends up going down a slippery slope of self-satisfaction all because he crossed over an unathletic lady teacher. But maybe this moment spurs him onto greatness, chasing that high makes him work on his handle even more until he’s crossing over peers, older guys, and eventually NBA players. It’s a moment rife with potential on both sides.

But I also wonder…this probably doesn’t fuck with a female teacher 1/100th as much as it would a male teacher right? Even if it is a little kid lighting you up and she fancies herself a serious athlete (which she must as the only lady on the court), she’s still a girl, there isn’t some sort of masculine mano a mano moment like there would be with a male teacher. But a male teacher getting gobbled up by this kid’s crossover? That’s like leave the school territory. Bottom line: Women have it real good in these sitcom-style intraschool pickup games, way more on the line for the male faculty.