20 People Kissed A Car For 4 Straight Hours In Hopes Of Winning A Kia

Fox7- An Austin radio station is holding an endurance contest at a car dealership where 20 contestants are putting their lips on a car in order to win it. As of 6:30 a.m. (CT) on Tuesday, 4/18 there were 11 contestants left. The contest, called Kiss a Kia, is being hosted by 96.7 KISS FM at the Southwest Kia in Round Rock. Contestants started the contest at 7 AM (4/17) and they have to leave their lips on the 2017 Kia Optima until only one person is left.

We talking about a Kia. Not a Bentley. Not a Ferrari. Not a BMW. A damn Kia. Don’t get me wrong. Kias are nice cars I guess. But are they nice enough for me to put my lips on one for HOURS? I’m gonna lean towards no. Your car kissing standards need to be a little higher than that. Just look at these pictures. These pictures will be on the internet FOREVER. That’s tough

(sup to this girl)

I will say this, part of me is tempted to do it. It’s less about what kind of car it is and more about the stupid challenge. Nobody loves stupid challenges more than me. Especially challenges that involve zero physical activity. For instance, remember during Barstool Idol when we had all of the contestants hold onto a greased up Glenny Balls? And the last person touching him won? I would’ve won that straight away. No doubt in my mind. Another example. When I was a kid my parents had a party that included coolers full of beer. By the end of the night, all the coolers had in them were freezing icy water. So we all had a competition to see who could keep their right arm in there the longest. Who won? I fucking won. I even kept my hand in there for a little while after everyone else quit just to stunt on the haters. So is it dumb as shit to kiss a Kia for hours on end? Yeah it is but I guess I get it.