<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>THIS FUCKING GUY</title><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:1.05rem;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 20px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content img{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content .ym{margin:0 0 16px 0}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:0 0 15px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:0 0 16px 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 16px 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style></head><body class="union__content"><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-760148" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/14/zeroodd.jpg" alt="zeroodd" width="509" height="703"></p><p>Zero Dark Thirty – 23 continues to be the most preposterous thing in the history of modern civilization.   Somebody tell this asshole to name it Zero Dark 23.    I feel like that scene in Tin Cup when the booth is like somebody tell this guy to take a drop.   Fucking Lebron.   Once in a millennium cocksucker.</p><div align="center" id="Article-Page_In-Article-Unit" data-union-ad><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({placementName:"Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",slotId:"Article-Page_In-Article-Unit"})</script></div><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">var freestar=freestar||{};freestar.hitTime=Date.now(),freestar.queue=freestar.queue||[],freestar.config=freestar.config||{},freestar.debug=-1!==window.location.search.indexOf("fsdebug"),freestar.config.enabled_slots=[],function(e){var r=e.getElementsByTagName("script")[0],t=e.createElement("script"),a="https://a.pub.network/barstoolsports-com";a+=freestar.debug?"/qa/pubfig.min.js":"/pubfig.min.js",t.async=!0,t.src=a,r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r)}((window,document)),freestar.initCallback=function(){0===freestar.config.enabled_slots.length?freestar.initCallbackCalled=!1:freestar.newAdSlots(freestar.config.enabled_slots)}</script><p>PS – I literally left a party to blog this.  That’s how deep my hate runs.  #nodaysoff</p></body></html>

<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-760148" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/14/zeroodd.jpg" alt="zeroodd" width="509" height="703"></p><p>Zero Dark Thirty – 23 continues to be the most preposterous thing in the history of modern civilization.   Somebody tell this asshole to name it Zero Dark 23.    I feel like that scene in Tin Cup when the booth is like somebody tell this guy to take a drop.   Fucking Lebron.   Once in a millennium cocksucker.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>PS – I literally left a party to blog this.  That’s how deep my hate runs.  #nodaysoff</p>

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