Swipe Drunk Love Delves Into The Friend Zone And THERE IS NO WAY A GUY AND A GIRL CAN TRULY BE BEST FRIENDS

The Friend Zone. A place somehow more lonely than the Twilight one, with even a lesser chance of escape. We discuss in depth on that damned place, as well as if (straight) guys and gals can legitimately be best friends. Spoiler Alert: No. In fact, FUCK no. Because there’s very few situations in existence in which an unrelated male and female can continually hang out each other alone and not have something eventually go down. It may have happened at some points in human history, but it’s a very, very rare occurrence. An anomaly, if you will. We explain in more detail within. Enjoy.

But back to the Friend Zone, it sucks. At least we can wallow in the misery.