Bad News For Cavs Fans, Khloe Kardashian Wants To Marry Tristan Thompson And Have Kids With Him ASAP

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(Source) Khloe Kardashian says she’s DEFINITELY down to marry Tristan Thompson … even though he hasn’t exactly proposed yet. “I would love to have a family,” Khloe told ES Magazine when asked about her relationship with the NBA star … “We’ve talked about it.”

When asked point-blank if she would accept a marriage proposal, Khloe responded, “Yes, I would.” There’s more … in the interview, which appears in the April 12 edition of the mag, Khloe was also asked about starting a family with Thompson. “He [already] is a father, and I know for a fact that he would be an impeccable father. I definitely want to be a mom. But I don’t put the pressure on it. It’s not like, ‘the clock is ticking.'” Tristan has a 4-month-old son with another woman — but clearly, that doesn’t appear to be an issue for KK.

Listen I’ve been down this road many many times. Lebron looks vulnerable in February/March then the playoffs roll around and he bulldozes the East for the millionth year in a row. There’s no stopping Lebron in the East, it just doesn’t happen, Ive thought it would happen multiple times and every time I remember I have shit for brains. But, with that said, if there is one thing in this world that could come close, one force of nature that rivals Lebron in the Eastern Conference, it’s a Kardashian looking to get her tits sucked.  Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries, Kanye, Miles Austin, Lamar Odom who almost fucking died! The list goes on and on. So Cavs fans, now is when you can officially hit that panic button. The unstoppable force vs the immovable object. A Kardashian cursed team is the 8th wonder in the world. You’re fucked, for real.

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How much must it suck for Tristan Thompson to have his girlfriend putting on the full court press in a God damn magazine?

“He [already] is a father, and I know for a fact that he would be an impeccable father. I definitely want to be a mom. But I don’t put the pressure on it. It’s not like, ‘the clock is ticking.’

Oh yeah the clock isn’t ticking, it’s not like she wants to pressure him….

When asked point-blank if she would accept a marriage proposal, Khloe responded, “Yes, I would.” 

Run dude, RUN.