Huge Shout Out To These Temple Stoolies For Getting Their Place Robbed

Now this is what we call taking one for the team. Ain’t no advertising like free advertising. Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud when I saw this. I mean, I genuinely hope these guys are alright and nothing of extreme value or sentiment was stolen. But the fact that flag was probably the only thing left after the robbers cleaned house is itself, priceless. Those thieves obviously don’t know how to “Darty”, or whatever the fuck you kids do these days. If any Barstool stuff was taken (Spoiler Alert: It wasn’t) we’ll do what we can to help out. Maybe we can send over a few Ball Don’t Lie or #PaySmitty shirts that went unsold (all of them) and/or weren’t shipped over to Africa. They too can be the proud owners of some of the rarest, and finest jiz-rags on the market.

Between robberies and straight up GTA on the streets, it seems like North Philly was doing North Philly things last night.