Porcupines Don't Get Nearly The Amount Of Respect They Deserve In The Animal Kingdom
Buddy. That’s a fucking leopard trying to step to these two porcupines. A leopard. I’d love to see you try to evade a leopard attack. But these two young go hards made that leopard their bitch. Made that leopard call for his mommy and walk back home with his tail tucked between his legs like a baby back bitch.
Porcupines NEVER get the respect they deserve. Nobody ever says that the porcupine is their favorite animal even though they’re raw as shit. Even though 2 little porcupines can completely immobilize an full grown leopard. My suspicion is that most people are still a little butt hurt towards porcupines after that incident in “Homeward Bound”. When Chance gets attacked by that porcupine, I wanted the entire species wiped off the face of the Earth. But enough time has past for bygones to be bygones. And now I’m ready to come around on porcupines. Now I’m ready to respect them as the wild savages that they are. Things have hair like Guy Fieri except instead of just serving the purpose to secrete Flavortown juices, their hair turns into daggers ready to murk anybody who even looks at them the wrong way.
All I’m saying is that it’s time for people to start recognizing the work that porcupines put in out there day in and day out. They don’t do it for the money. They don’t do it for the fame. They do it because…well… primarily they do it for survival purposes. And that’s pretty swag.