Science Says If You're Not Giving Out Female "Super Orgasms" in the Hundreds, You're Not Doing it Right
The Sun - A NEW documentary aims to discover how some women are able to experience “super orgasms”. …
A “super orgasm” is where certain women are able to orgasm 100 TIMES in a row, scientists claim.
Five women’s brains were monitored for a Channel 4 documentary called The Super Orgasm, which set out to explore the “myth” of women being multi-orgasmic.
Experts reckon that the climaxing state is possible with a mix of relaxation, yoga and bonding. …
A recent study found that men with a long penis give women more orgasms.
Great. That’s just great. Thanks for inventing new ways to disappoint women in the bedroom, Science. As if the standard female orgasm wasn’t already an unfathomable mystery and lady parts weren’t more complicated than the controls of an F-35, now you’ve just moved the goalpost even further away.
Believe me, I was doing a good enough job of failing to produce a single female nut. Then you had to come along with multiples. Now I know I’ve been letting the ladies down exponentially all these years. Thanks for adding two zeros to the end of my failure.
Fortunately, there’s one silver lining to all this. And it’s that the cheat code to unlock Orgasm Level involves bonding and a long penis, two things I’ll never be capable of. I mean, if they said the key is getting in shape, eating right or sobriety or something, then I’d be on the hook. I’d have to admit that my own self-indulgence is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of lady loads. But now that I know there’s nothing I can do, it’s liberating. So I just to back to doing what I love: Worrying about my pleasure only. Short penis wins again.