Kane Is Officially Running For Mayor And His First Political Ad Is Perfect

What a perfect ad. Flawless. 10/10. Would vote if I lived in Knox County. Might as well give Kane the keys to the city now because no opponent is beating him after that ad.

I don’t know what my favorite part is. Maybe him squinting into the sun?

Or the fact he’s been on television for the last 20 years and I zoned out of his speech about 32 seconds in? Wouldn’t want to use the fact he worked alongside The Rock and Stone Cold to get an advantage on his political opponents. Very commendable.

And obviously it goes without saying, but him using a flame as part of his mayoral bid is perfect.

Again, that god damn sun.

So if you are a stoolie in Knox County, Tennessee. Do the right thing. Vote for Kane for mayor or he’ll burn your house down and then chokeslam you straight to Hell.