Jon Jones, Currently Suspended For Cheating, Says "I've Never Cheated"

YahooSports- “I have never cheated in this sport. Every once of my success has been hard work, dedication, focus, and a lot of God’s grace. I’ve never cheated in this sport,” Jon Jones said during a recent press conference in Buffalo, N.Y. “Had I cheated there would have been a much more strict punishment. I got the minimum because I was proven innocent.”

Uhhhh, yeah Jon Jones, ya fuckin have. I don’t give a shit what you say. I know it, you know it, we all know it. You got the minimum punishment because you were proved innocent? I think the minimum punishment would actually be no punishment then, yeah?

Jon Jones popped for Clomiphene in July, right before UFC 200. Clomiphene is an estrogen blocker, often used when coming off a cycle of steroids. Jon Jones popped right after making this transformation:

*HMMMM EMOJI INTENSIFIES*

I don’t want to go on about how we all know he was on steroids, but I can go on and on and on about how much of a piece of shit Jon Jones is. He’s a massive piece of shit. He may be the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, but he’s a dirty fingerpoking shit bag. Let’s not forget the “new” Jones that came back after hitting a pregnant woman with his car, breaking her arm and fleeing the scene immediately got a ticket for drag racing and ruined the main event of the biggest pay per view in UFC history. His PR team is on a big ol’ hamster wheel, working their asses off to try keeping him on track, and he’s still a trainwreck. I hope Jonny Bones comes back and gets beat by Cormier who retires with the strap. Then, I’d like to meet him in the UFC Octagon.

Jones, this is a callout. Make the cut to 145 and I’m there.