50 Cent Whacks An Aggressive Fan Right In The Titties, Avoids Lawsuit By Letting Her Twerk On Stage

TMZ – 50 Cent retaliated hard against a fan who pulled him off stage during a rap concert Saturday … punching the woman square in the chest. 50 was performing with The Lox at Baltimore Soundstage when he reached into the crowd to shake hands and a woman in a flowered dress grabbed his arm and pulled him off the stage. The rapper appears to have thrown the punch to free himself from her grasp. She eventually let go, and in fact, came up on the stage at 50’s request. She accepted the olive branch and ended up twerking as if she was one of his backup dancers.

Classic damned if you do, damned if you don’t from Curtis Jackson. You see the grip that woman had on Fiddy? She was determined to drag him deep into that dark Davy Jones’ Locker of a crowd. This guy has been shot 9 times and his head is always on a swivel for some heat. Of course his instinctual reaction is to power bomb her right in the tits. And it wasn’t even that bad. Like, at all. If anything she could’ve cradled into the fetal position and walked away with a $100K bonus for her efforts. But I guess that 5 seconds of fame for Twerking on stage is just as good. Can’t buy those memories.

That lady should be counting her blessings. After Afroman set the precedent for WALLOPING women at concerts, this could’ve been a lot worse.

PS – 50 Cent’s hubris vs. Floyd Mayweather’s illiteracy is still funny, and still relevant.