Woman Baaaaarely Avoids Getting Hit By A Speeding Electric Train

Nothing like some real life Final Destination shit to get you ready for the weekend, right? If this chick had one more spoon of cereal in her bowl this morning, she is toast. But instead all she got was a she got was a little scare, a viral video of the time she almost got killed, and maybe just maybe a renewed lease on life.

And while it may sound crazy, this is a big win for the electric train industry. Because if I am an electric train company, I am showing this video to all perspective clients with the pitch that our trains are so quiet, you won’t even hear them coming. Sure they require you actually pay attention when crossing the train tracks like a human with a functioning brain, but I don’t think that’s too much to ask all things considered.