On Friday, Staudenmaier read a message from Stone on Good Morning America. “Jacob, thanks for making the greatest proposal I have ever received. I can’t tell you what an honor that was and how much I smiled through that entire beautifully orchestrated video. I’m in London working, but I hope you have the best time at prom, and I’m grateful you thought of me,” the Oscar-winning actress wrote. “Thank you. P.S. I do see Gosling around the eyes. Love, Emma.”
Update On That Kid Who Made The Prom Proposal Video For Emma Stone....She Rejected The Shit Out Of Him
Jacob Staudenmaier shot for the stars—well, one star in particular.
Staudenmaier, an Arcadia High School student in Arizona, filmed an elaborate La La Land-inspired “promposal” that went viral Tuesday. “I saw La La Land and loved it a lot,” the 17-year-old told ABC News Wednesday. “It was one of my favorite films and I’ve always liked Emma Stone as an actor and I guess that spawned the idea of maybe asking her to the prom.”
A former Arcadia High School had asked Miley Cyrus to prom a few years ago, which gave Staudenmaier the idea. “She didn’t actually go to prom with him, but he was invited to one of her concerts and he got to go up on stage with her so I think it worked out,” Staudenmaier said. “If I was going to do it, I had to do something more ambitious and bigger in scale.”
Staudenmaier plans to attend prom stag: “I’m going to have a great time with all my friends.”
In case you missed it this insufferable high school kid reenacted the first five minutes from La La Land to ask Emma Stone to his prom. He had what looked like 20+ friends help out in just a puke fest of an ordeal. I hate any sort of creative prom proposal and strongly believe there is a nice spot in hell for these people. I offered my hopeful prediction for the aftermath, and we seem to be right on track.
So here’s what I hope happens. Emma Stone, despite the prom being in her home town, has a scheduling conflict just like Trump did with throwing out the first pitch on opening day. What can ya do? Jacob slumps back to his second option who has read this blog and realized her self worth. She cucks Jacob and goes with his best friend, who also read this blog and realized what an idiot he was for helping make the video. They have a great night while Jacob stares at the stars alone, wondering what could have been.
And what did we get? Emma Stone is shooting a movie in London and can’t make it. Boo hoo. What’s even better? Jacob is going STAG now. Oh, but what happened to the girl who said she’d be his backup plan? I’m guessing she woke up from her stupid trance and realized waiting for this loser to give her an answer was the dumbest idea in the history of ideas. Hats off to you maddam, you’re the real MVP.
P.S. People need to stop using the term Promposal. It’s an epidemic that needs to be stopped
P.P.S. Would’ve respected the shit out of Jacob if he reenacted this scene instead