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Secret Service Agent For Mike Pence Busted Banging A Hooker

USA TodayA U.S. Secret Service agent who guards Vice President Mike Pence has been suspended after allegedly consorting with a prostitute at a Maryland hotel, CNN and ABC report.

The agency did not immediately respond to an e-mail sent to its press operation Wednesday night.

Both news organizations credited law enforcement sources.

The incident unfolded late last week when the manager of a hotel in Montgomery County, Md., became suspicious about activity in one of the guest rooms and called police, CNN reported. Police saw the agent leave the hotel and stopped him, according to ABC.

Police arrested the agent for solicitation, and the agent then reported his arrest to the agency, CNN reported.

The agent was off-duty at the time of the incident, both news organizations reported.

I feel like DC is just a HUUUUUGE hooker place. Must be the power trip. You go to DC, you feel like you’re in the power hub of the world. You get a little chip on your shoulder. And with that chip comes this belief that, “hey, woah, powerful dudes fuck chicks (pay to fuck chicks).” Easy to get wrapped up (or probably not wrapped up lol) in it all.

How big of a squid is this hotel manager?

The incident unfolded late last week when the manager of a hotel in Montgomery County, Md., became suspicious about activity in one of the guest rooms and called police…

Suspicious about activity in a Montgomery County hotel room? Dude that’s what hotels are for. Suspicious activity. If it were normal activity it’d be done at home. Duh. You’re a hotel manager how do you not know this.

This all begs the question — do we care that a Secret Service agent is banging hookers on his own time? Nope, on the surface we sure don’t. But it’s when he starts to “like” the hooker and think she’s “different” and begins to “trust” her and she turns out to be a Russian KGB double agent uploading everything from his laptop and cell phone straight to Putin that we exercise concern. Seen too many Bond movies to fall for this shit.