NY Post- Models including Cara Delevingne, Helena Christensen and Coco Rocha hit “Hamilton” on Saturday, but theater etiquette seemingly went out the window with others in the model-heavy crowd as ushers ran to remind folks there was no photography during the musical. Drinks are allowed in the audience at the Richard Rodgers Theatre, but one model insisted at the America Express Platinum-sponsored event: “We can drink inside and do whatever we want because they rented the whole theater.” Her pal cluelessly responded at the Tony-winning toughest-ticket-in-town: “We’ll need tequila to stay awake.”
Some people want to be like “wow, these girls are so stuck up. How dare they show up at Hamilton and complain!”. But when it comes down to it, as much as you hate to admit it, these girls aren’t doing anything wrong. They aren’t there to see Hamilton. They didn’t pay 5 grand for a ticket. Their publicist told them to put on a hot dress and show up to a theater, so that’s what they did. They’re there to look hot, take pics, and drink tequila. That’s the life of the hottest chicks on Earth. Cara Delevingne certainly doesn’t have time for a 3 hour song and dance about US History. Snooze City. Get her a shot of Cuervo and some lime, cut out a few of those boring ass songs about the American Revolution, and get her to the afterparty.
At the end of the day, pussy is undefeated, and will stay undefeated. Doesn’t matter if they’re at a bar and want a drink, a 22 year old who wants to spend your money while fucking their fitness instructor, or at the most popular show in the history of Broadway- hot chicks will do what they want and get away with it.
Who is going to tell Cara Delevingne not to take a picture?
Who is going to deny Coco Rocha a shot?
These chicks could kill the President and walk in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show later that night. It’s just the way the world works.