Chris Hogan, Who Believe It Or Not Actually Used To Play Lacrosse, Will Be Signing A 1-Day Contract With The New England Black Wolves

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First off, congrats to whichever one of you shit birds in the comment section is the first to comment “Chris Hogan signs with who?” or “Who the hell are the Black Wolves?” or something to that extent to get your precious little upvotes.

Anywho… Many people think “New England Patriots WR and Super Bowl Champion” when they hear the name Chris Hogan. However, a little known fact about the man is that he actually used to play lacrosse at the collegiate level. I swear. You can look it up. It’s well worth the Google. Chris Hogan, Super Bowl Champion, former lacrosse player. I know this is going to be a shocking revelation to most of you but you just have to trust me on this one.

I just think it speaks volumes that Chris Hogan was able to play for multiple teams in the NFL and win a Super Bowl all before he was able to become a professional lacrosse player. Don’t get me wrong, it’s probably at least somewhat difficult to make it to the NFL. But Hogan has signed with the 49ers, Giants, Dolphins, Bills and Patriots. That’s 5 Herbie Hancocks with professional football teams. He won the most elusive trophy the sport has to offer. And it isn’t until right now (or April 7th) that he finally gets to fulfill his life’s dream of becoming a professional lacrosse player. I’m just stating the facts here, people. And hopefully later down the road there will be a 1-day contract with the Boston Cannons of the MLL is in the works as well. Would be great for him to keep his options on whether he wants to play in the indoor league or the outdoor league. All I’m saying is that Bo Jackson never played in the NFL, NLL and MLL all at the same time….

Sidenote: Speaking of Chris Hogan, his Penn State Nittany Lions are now the #1 team in the nation in both the Media Poll and Coach’s Poll after taking down Ohio State last night. Rumor has it this Buckeye defender is still searching for his ankles after Grant Ament took him to Shake Shack on this split from X.

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10-0 start for Tambroni’s Lions. Check out Mike Sutton starting to celebrate up top before Ament even gets to GLE. That’s a team that is playing with some serious balls. Dunking on all the doubters out there.

@BarstoolJordie