The Biggest Loser In The Whole World Called The LPGA Tour To Report Lexi Thompson For A Rules Violation (UPDATE: She Lost In A Playoff)
So this is happening right now on the LPGA Tour. Craaaaaaaaaazy shit. Lexi Thompson had a two-shot lead during her final round at the ANA Inspiration (an LPGA major). Rolling right along and on track to win. Then the unthinkable happened when somebody called in a rules violation from their couch and she was given a 4-stroke penalty. Two strokes for not placing her ball back in the right spot and then two more for signing an incorrect scorecard. A couple things here. One, you gotta be the BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER ON PLANET EARTH to call into the LPGA Tour and report a rules violation from your couch. I can’t stress that enough. That person has no life and should go ahead and die. Just kill yourself. The worst part? The supposed rule violation happened yesterday. Which means the person who called in didn’t notice it until today and still thought, “What an outrage! I have to report this right this second!” AND THEN DID! Who does that? Who, I ask? A lunatic who should be put in prison immediately. The worst part about all this is you just know the person was so proud of what they did. A person who does this is absolutely positively the type of nerd who lives to do things like this. Fuck that person.
If you do this, your name and address should be released to the public. I’m serious. Put it on the internet. Put it in the paper. Put it everywhere. They need to be shamed.
Even my guy Tiger is pissed off
As I’m writing this, Lexi has drilled back-to-back birdies and is back in the lead. I’ll keep you updated but if she wins I expect nothing less than two middle fingers HIGH in the air at the trophy presentation.
UPDATE: BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT. Lexi Thompson lost in a playoff when she should’ve won by a mile in regulation. WILD stuff. Total bullshit.