NSFW audio: A Turkish City Had Some Loud, Audible Sex Broadcast On The City's Prayer Speakers

March 26 (UPI) — A Turkish mayor promised an investigation after public loudspeakers in at least one neighborhood broadcast the audio from a pornographic film.

A witness in the Kuzeykent neighborhood of Kastamonu captured video of the loudspeakers, which are normally used to broadcast Muslim calls to prayer, about 1 a.m. Wednesday as they played what appeared to be the audio from a pornographic film at a loud volume.

The 53-second video, which featured the sound of amused witnesses laughing, quickly went viral on YouTube.

Kastamonu Mayor Tahsin Babas promised an investigation in a Facebook post.

“The unmoral provocation that had been conducted by intercepting the announcement system of our municipality and heard in certain spots in our Kuzeykent neighborhood has no relation with our institution. The necessary legal processes will be launched as soon as possible for those who are responsible for this unmoral act and we apologize to our precious fellow townsmen for this situation,” Babas wrote.

Give me a fucking break, Babas! It’s just a little porno audio. “We apologize to our precious fellow townsmen for this situation.” If your townsmen need an apology for this accident, your townsmen have a dump in their pants and testicles filled with unreleased semen.

The way that I see it is that this is a nice, little change-up from normal prayer time. Anytime I’ve been in the Middle East, it’s usually the same kind of prayer over the loud speaker. After a while, you don’t even notice it. You just expect to hear the prayer and then go on with your day.

You want people to perk their ears up when you pray? Start by letting them hear a little fucking. People perk up when they hear folks doing it. It’s human nature. If I hear a couple of moans, I’m listening hard as hell. Wink. That was a sex joke about the state of my penis when I’m around auditory porn.

You have to imagine the old prudes in this town are pissed, though. They probably feel like the speakers were defiled or some shit. That’s not the case. This was God giving you an unexpected masturbating time. Take it. Get the poison out.

In fact, you’re welcome for posting this blog right at your lunch time.