This Gator Scares The Shit Out Of Smylie Kaufman

You see now this is the appropriate response to seeing a gator. You freak out and run. Not this…

… that’s insane. That’s what crazy people do. Gators aren’t family pets. They’re carnivoristic (not a word apparently but definitely a word) dinosaurs surviving literally MILLIONS of years eating shit. Preying on shit. Watch a documentary for me one time: gators are biologically created to eat the fuck out of things. They’re some of the most deadly predators on earth.

You don’t waltz up to it and tap it on the tail. It’s not your fucking girlfriend. You see a gator? Freak out and sprint the other direction. Smylie gets it.

PS — Bay Hill seems like a dangerous place.