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Would You Have Sex With An Alien? How About A Particularly Sexy Alien?

Our boy Heavens made this animation for us from a call from last week’s Swipe Drunk Love and it’s still an important question to me: Would you have sex with an alien? Movies have glamorized it for years, some sexy Species alien coming to Earth and rocking your dick like no Earth woman could (and maybe eating you after, small price to pay). Hell even alien dudes were getting it in with 80s sex comedy Earth Girls Are Easy. Aliens have been fucking us in cinema for so long and it’s time for us to fuck back.

Are there downsides not covered in film? For sure. You have to imagine Space AIDS would fuck you up real bad. And it would be frustrating if the alien looked like a human but then after you spend hours buying her alien vodka sodas and get back to your place only to find out the genitals are smoothed over like a Ken doll or require some sort of Lego piece to snap into place to cum. Or if they’re particularly slimy. But history belongs to the explorers, the dreamers, the people willing to try to fuck an alien and sort out the logistics later. Lewis and Clark would have fucked an alien. Would you?

Oh yeah and we’ve got a new episode of Swipe Drunk Love tonight at 9pm on Facebook Live with me, Smitty, and Alyssa “Air Bags” Rose. We’re doing March Mad-Ness tonight, an excuse for us and anyone calling in at (646) 627-8450 to vent about whatever we want about dating. Whatever pisses you off, people you want to wish death upon, whatever, that’s what we’re doing tonight. If people are hanging around the office we’ll bring them in too. Anything goes when as an office you start drinking at 11am.

Catch up with last week’s episode below or on Soundcloud and tune in tonight at 9PM on the Barstool Facebook Live for more.