INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. – Two brothers took magic mushrooms, got naked and then caused havoc around an Indianapolis apartment complex, according to court documents. Noah Batz, 24, and Timothy Batz, 21, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to a combined 17 charges including public nudity, battery and resisting arrest. This all stems from events at the Lighthouse Landings Apartments on Indy’s south side Sunday. “We knew it was something beyond just being drunk or high…it was something heavy duty. Not a good batch of whatever he got,” said witness Aimee Payton, who also recorded parts of the ordeal. According to court documents, one neighbor came outside her apartment to find the men naked and on top of each other. She told police they yelled, “Look at us, look at us.”
Are we in the trust tree? Ok good. I’ve never taken shrooms cause I’ve convinced myself I would do exactly what these two brothers did. Just completely lose my fucking mind and cause mayhem to anything and everything around me. A lot of friends have done them, and nothing has gone wrong, but I just know for a fact that I’d do something crazy and get arrested. It just feels like a big jump from smoking weed, where I pretty much know what’s going on, to eating shrooms and hallucinating my face off. I like being in control of my functions (aside from nights where I rip Rumple Minze shots and end yup in jail of course) and shrooms appear to have the opposite effect. The only way I would do shrooms if I were locked inside a panic room with a couple buddies equipped with Netflix and chili cheese Fritos. Other than that, hard pass. Shoutout to these brothers for reaffirming that this can in fact happen and would probably happen to me.
This is a tough way to get caught if we’re being honest
According to court documents, one neighbor came outside her apartment to find the men naked and on top of each other.
Just a couple of brothers naked on top of each other while high as balls. There’s really no coming back from that